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Acclaimed Uyghur Poet and Filmmaker Visits B-CC
Acclaimed Uyghur Poet and Filmmaker Visits B-CC
Chamber Singers Visit Governor’s Mansion
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B-CC announces Teachers of the Month
There’s Music in the Air! B-CC Music Departments Spreads Holiday Cheer
Girls Basketball Wins at the Buzzer
Girls Basketball Wins at the Buzzer
Wrestling Home Opener
Wrestling Home Opener
B-CC Boys Basketball Starts the Season 2-0
B-CC Boys Basketball Starts the Season 2-0
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B-CC Hockey Takes on Blair
Girls Varsity Basketball Starts Strong
Girls Varsity Basketball Starts Strong
FROM PRINT: Is Brandy Melville Toxic for Teenage Girls?
FROM PRINT: Is Brandy Melville Toxic for Teenage Girls?
Reinstating Home Education classes would teach barons important life skills.
Bring Back Home Education Classes
November Ballot: The Youth Vote and Ensuring Reproductive Rights in MD
November Ballot: The Youth Vote and Ensuring Reproductive Rights in MD
SNL viewership appears to be on a decline in recent years.
SNL: Not Live From B-CC
B-CC has experienced a steep decline in school spirit.
The Death of School Spirit at B-CC
Menstrual Product Dispenser at B-CC
MCPS Students Design Tool to Report Lack of Menstural Product Access
The golden gramophones which winning artists will receive
B-CC Reacts to 2025 Grammy Nominations
A Strange and Incomprehensible Spotify Wrapped Label
Wrapped, But Wrong: 2024 Spotify Wrapped
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Conversation Starters for Thanksgiving
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History of the Thanksgiving Turkey
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The MOCAT Celebrates 100 Years of Teenagers
What's the Obsession with Fake Tanning?
What’s the Obsession with Fake Tanning?
Controversy has sparked over the U.K.'s proposed ban on disposable vapes.
The UK is banning vapes. What about the US?
Ms. Lassar
Ms. Lassar Talks Teaching
Speaker Khadija Nazari's Journey From Kabul to the U.S.
Speaker Khadija Nazari’s Journey From Kabul to the U.S.
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Latina Pathways: quiénes son y qué están haciendo
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Destrucción en Cuba: frente a una serie de desastres naturales
This is the fourth in a series of Cafecitos.
ATENCIÓN: B-CC será el anfitrión de Cafecito mañana
Día de los Muertos
Día de los Muertos
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Política de asistencia
Great Gatsby Actor Actually Dies During Performance
Great Gatsby Actor Actually Dies During Performance
B-CC Vape Detectors Malfunction: Every Student Currently Not Vaping is Expelled
B-CC Vape Detectors Malfunction: Every Student Currently Not Vaping is Expelled
Tattler Staff Discovered to Be Stinky Poopoo Meany Faces
Tattler Staff Discovered to Be Stinky Poopoo Meany Faces
CNN Turns Into BNN
CNN Turns Into BNN
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AP Exams Rescheduled for Next Tuesday
ChatGPT has something to say about The Tattler's coverage of AI.
Letter to the Editor re: The Rise of AI by ChatGPT and the AI Community
Response to Banned Books Article
Response to Banned Books Article
Response to ‘Trans Athletes in Sports’
Prologue: Letter to the Editor

The Tattler

The Tattler
Oliver Shuchart

Oliver Shuchart, Staff Reporter

Oliver Shuchart is a writer for the Tattler, and head editor of the Snitch satire newspaper. In his free time he enjoys fencing, comic books, and trading card games.

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The MOCAT Celebrates 100 Years of Teenagers

Oliver Shuchart, Feature Writer
December 20, 2024
Great Gatsby Actor Actually Dies During Performance

Great Gatsby Actor Actually Dies During Performance

Oliver Shuchart, Snitch Writer
December 6, 2024
South Korean President Declares Martial Law

South Korean President Declares Martial Law

Oliver Shuchart, Staff Writer
December 5, 2024
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My Experience as a Poll Volunteer

Oliver Shuchart, Feature Writer
December 3, 2024
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The Great Gatsby Shines on Stage

Oliver Shuchart
December 3, 2024
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[Photo] CNN Turns Into BNN

Shane Levine, Snitch Writer
November 22, 2024
B-CC Unveils “Spirit Week 2”

B-CC Unveils “Spirit Week 2”

Oliver Shuchart, Snitch Writer
November 15, 2024
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Behind the Scenes at B-CC TV

Oliver Shuchart, Staff Writer
November 8, 2024
Mungo Image

B-CC Adopts New Strategy to Curb Phone Use: a Big Guy With a Hammer Named Mungo

Oliver Shuchart, Snitch Writer
November 1, 2024
The Truth Revealed: Every Single Ginger is Ed Sheeran

The Truth Revealed: Every Single Ginger is Ed Sheeran

Oliver Shuchart, Snitch Writer
October 11, 2024
Quiz: How Well Do You Know The History of B-CC?

Quiz: How Well Do You Know The History of B-CC?

Oliver Shuchart, Culture Writer
October 11, 2024
SNL viewership appears to be on a decline in recent years.

SNL: Not Live From B-CC

Oliver Shuchart, Opinion Writer
September 23, 2024
Donald J. Trump faces far more charges than most know.

5 Wacky Crimes you Didn’t Know Trump was on Trial For

Oliver Shuchart, Snitch Writer
June 7, 2024
The Anime Baron gloating over his monopoly on tissues

Anime Baron Suit Full Of Extra Tissues

Oliver Shuchart, Snitch Writer
April 12, 2024
Sandra Norman and her cuppa blood

Don’t Talk To Me Until I’ve Had My Blood

Oliver Shuchart, Snitch Writer
February 16, 2024
Lunch from the cafeteria on Thursday, Dec. 7th

B-CC Cafeteria: A Review

Oliver Shuchart, Snitch Writer
December 8, 2023
NASA, Hoping To Be Worthy Successor To Previous Exploratory Groups, Announces It Will Kill And Subjugate Any Alien Life It Finds

NASA, Hoping To Be Worthy Successor To Previous Exploratory Groups, Announces It Will Kill And Subjugate Any Alien Life It Finds

Oliver Shuchart, Snitch Writer
December 1, 2023
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